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TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby ryu » February 9th, 2009, 10:37 pm

Boy: 'Nay, anong ulam natin?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby shaider » February 11th, 2009, 8:42 am

Caloy: Tay ,di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo 'ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa Math?
Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby darkhero » February 12th, 2009, 12:46 pm

MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator): Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.
MMDA: Ahhh okay...(sabay tago ticket)...Next time be careful, ok?
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby ryu » February 13th, 2009, 5:25 am

BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, ha? Bubusina na lang ako pag nasa harap na 'ko ng bahay n'yo.
GF: Sige. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
BF: Wala. Busina lang...
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby b1tchgoddess » February 17th, 2009, 10:11 pm

Bf: Taksil! Pano ka nabuntis? BAOG AKO! Sinong ama?
and kaibigan kong si Pael? Si Topher? Si Lowell?

Gf: Tumigil ka! Puro ka kaibigan mo!
Bakit? Wala ba akong friends ha?!
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby ryu » February 21st, 2009, 3:54 pm

b1tchgoddess wrote:Bf: Taksil! Pano ka nabuntis? BAOG AKO! Sinong ama?
and kaibigan kong si Pael? Si Topher? Si Lowell?

Gf: Tumigil ka! Puro ka kaibigan mo!
Bakit? Wala ba akong friends ha?!

lolz
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby ryu » February 21st, 2009, 3:55 pm

Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;
At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;
At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;
At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure.
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby b1tchgoddess » February 24th, 2009, 5:03 pm

Nahipo ng Bf ang legs ni Gf....

Gf: Ooops! Psalm 1:29
Bf: Sorry.

Pag-uwi, hinanap ni bf sa bible ang PSALM 129 "Go higher and find glory!"

Bf: Sayang!!! :cry:
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby darkhero » February 25th, 2009, 2:46 am

Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa private part ng bakla pagkatapos ng sex change
transplant para sya maging girl?
Sagot: Fake-Fake.
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby NejiHyuga » March 2nd, 2009, 11:50 am

Neji Hyuga: binasa lahat ang post sa "TAWA NAMAN DYAN"
Neji Hyuga: natatawa :lol:
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby chriswhite » September 7th, 2010, 7:42 pm

hahahaha very nice
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Re: TAWA NAMAN DYAN

Postby Christine77 » November 14th, 2015, 7:24 pm

Tao po
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